TOABH: Sugar Momma

Sugar Momma.

Let's continue pretending that horse poop magically transforms into money instead of the other way. So money doesn't matter. If you could buy anything for your horse, what would you buy? 

Lol, homegirl would need a lot to be a spoiled, kept pony. The only luxury she gets is stall (finally) with paddock, and she doesn't view it as an upgrade.

Sigh. I'm so far from this, I don't even know all the pretty things to dream for. Well ,we'd start with a better barn. Which would mean buying own property, or current property and fixing it so there arent't things like extension cords running to the hot-wired paddocks. 

Princess would be in her own double wide stall/ paddock, with daily turnout, regular massage, chiropractor, and full training. 

She would be in a custom saddle, prob still CWD, but there would be a slew of saddle reps before purchase, and monogrammed Ogilvy's in all the pretty colors because I'm indecisive. And of course, a clean show only version of all her tack.

Also nice open front boots. Like Eskadron's would be her slumming it in pasture boots (not her current cheapo Dovers). Or her no-name jump boots for that matter. Also lots of polos. In many, annoy crap out of trainer colors ;)

She'd be clipped (because with turnout and full training she'd never be crazy right?) and would have all the pretty, expensive, blankets to keep princess happy and looking sharp ;) All monogrammed of course. 

And because sometimes you need to go places, one of these would totally be necessary... With a hired driver.